Nerdlaw: Kill All The Typewriter Rules
Imagine that you have been hired to file a brief in a far flung jurisdiction where you have never practiced before.
You proceed, conscientiously as always. You analyze the record. You thoroughly research and understand the law. You outline your main points and your arguments, and you crack out a blue ribbon first draft.
It's a thing of beauty--all those digital ones and zeros transmuted into crisp and persuasive prose in a clear and professional font on well-designed pages.
Things are going swimmingly until you pick up the rules of court where the brief is to be filed. The rules say:
All briefs to be filed in this Court shall be typewritten, double-spaced, in 12 point courier or such other mono-spaced, slab serif 12 point font as is customarily available on a Smith-Corona or IBM typewriter.
Of course, you'd be horrified. "Nobody uses typewriters to write briefs any more," you'd observe. 'Why," you would ask, "with all the word processing and desktop publishing technology we have available, why should a legal brief look like an undergraduate term paper instead of like a really good book?" And "What kind of backwards, one-horse, jackwagon jurisdiction has rules holding over the era of the typewriter?"
Actually, nearly all of them. And the result is ugly briefs and deforestation. After the jump, you'll find out why hardly any jurisdiction is immune from the typewriter effect.
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